Lou’n’Ned are not the same, but they come as a pair. 

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Louis has plans to become so famous he makes Jesus himself look like an irrelevant afterthought, lost in the margins of modern history.

Ned likes peace and quiet.

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Louis has charted in six countries as a DJ, snagged a festival booking this summer, and spins prog-house on his monthly radio show. 

Ned likes golf. 
 

Louis has worn tails to SCA most days since he realised this school didn’t have a uniform. 

Ned (really) likes brown. 
 

Pick a side.